Wtf am I reading...as a meme

tuxedo winnie the pooh derpy xbox 360 achievement made i dont want to play with you anymore leg day happy back shooting if they could read they would be upset levels of intelligence i love comic sans deep breath seagull distracted bf meme do sr incrivel bane vs. pink guy woody and buzz lightyear pointing thing pulling you away from circle perrito fuerte y debil blank page body machine soldier vs girl nervous i bet he's thinking about other girls